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Soooooooo…… I don’t know about you, but when I order things online, I start “tracking my package” (THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID) pretty much immediately. I tend to check the tracking status about every 45 minutes until the item has arrived. It’s a problem I have, I admit it. Logicially, I know that my item hasn’t arrived from Washington DC in 45 minutes, but does my psyche care? NO-BECAUSE I AM A 12 YEAR OLD ON THE INSIDE (see previous parenthetical comment). I digress. Point is-today while TRACKING MY PACKAGE (which coincidentally shipped yesterday and is estimated to be here TODAY! HOORAY!), I saw this at the top of the page… and found it hilarious.
So moral of the story: DIRTY POLITICIANS ARE KEEPING YOU FROM GETTING YOUR THING YOU ORDERED.